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		<title>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</title>
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			<title>GREY SKIES GOT YOU DOWN????  some uplifting quotes</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>I thought I would post a couple...........but I didnt realize there are thousands and finally had to take my finger off the button..............



 

&quot;Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.Dream. Discover&quot;

-- MARK TWAIN



“Life is not measured by the # of breathes we take, but by the moments that take  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:40:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>OH WHAT THE Bleeding heart..........A POEM I WROTE BACK IN MY HIPPY DAYS.</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>ALONG THE PURPLE GOLD BROCHADE

AN OLD SAMARATIN WALKED

HE STRUGGELED DOWN THE BRICK PILED PATH

AND CAUTIIOUSLY HE STOPPED



HE STARED AWHILE AND WATCHED IN AWE

AT THE SIGHT BEFORE HIS EYES

AND ALL THE WHILE HE STOOD THERE

WITH SILENCE IN HIS SIGHS



IF ALL THE OLD TOMORROWS

WOULD ONLY QUICKLY PASS

AND HE HIMSELF BE SLEEPING

AMONGST THE GOLDEN GRASS



BUT FORTUNES ARE BUT SELDOM DRAWN

IN GREATNESS AND IN WEALTH

AND SLOWLY AS HE TURNED AWAY

HE WALKED AWAY IN STEALTH </description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:01:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>COKE OR WATER.......DID YOU KNOW</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>FREEVA SENT ME THIS...........I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE PRINT BIGGER



something to think about ?

 



 All true too





  





    &lt;&gt;

    Subject: Water or Coke? 

    I could not believe this.....  Very interesting



                       







    WATER



    #1.   75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated

       (Likely applies to half the world population.)





    #2.   In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak

    that it is mistaken  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:06:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I am going ona road trip saturday moring</title>
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			<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I am going on a road trip  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/30776.gif" border="0" alt="" /> saturday morning to meet and pick up Able to bring to his new home YA!!!!! will gets loads of  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/590471.gif" border="0" alt="" /> ...
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My Pygmy goat..... <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/849652.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:55:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Just for fun!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>C4B's</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I heard about this on the radio this morning and it is funny !!!
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY</a>]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:29:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Uploading video...</title>
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			<dc:creator>D-Cutch</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Does it take forever for everyone? 
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I upload the odd video to my Photobucket acct and it seems to take an eternity... are there any secrets to make it go quicker ?]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:32:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>a little ditty</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Forgetter Be Forgotten?





My forgetter's getting better,

But my rememberer is broke

To you that may seem funny

But, to me, that is no joke





For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering

If I really should be 'there'

And, when I try to think it through,

I haven't got a prayer!



Oft times I walk into a room,

Say 'what am I here for?'

I wrack my brain, but all in vain!

A zero, is my score.



At times I put something away

Where it is safe, but, Gee!

The person it is  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:03:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Happy Birthday, Worthy Gift!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Ellie*Mae</dc:creator>
			<description>Happy Birthday, Worthy Gift!

He is 31 years young today - who would have thought 16 years ago we would still have him?

 



We did not give him a very good gift this year...we are giving Dolly back to the wonderful people who bred and raised her....I have FINALLY accepted that I will never use her to her full potential, and she is just too nice a horse to stand around doing nothing, I just cannot get over the height thing, she is too tall for me, sad that 4 inches makes such a difference  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:41:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>AN INSPIRATIONAL POET FROM MY HIPPY DAYS</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>On Children

 Kahlil Gibran



Your children are not your children.

They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.

They come through you but not from you,

And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.



You may give them your love but not your thoughts, 

For they have their own thoughts.

You may house their bodies but not their souls,

For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, 

which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

You may strive  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Your Christmas List ???</title>
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			<dc:creator>D-Cutch</dc:creator>
			<description>Well we were discussing at work this morning what folks hope they'll find under the tree Christmas morning... THAT'S RIGHT WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONE MONTH AWAY....w00t w00t w00t  



     



What's on your list?  



Brittany informed me she wants a hammer to help her Dad build the barn and other than that I can't get much out of her.  Jenna doesn't say too much yet but she loves walking through the isles at the toy store.  



The last few years I've asked for critters - hubby thinks it  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:45:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>OH WHAT THE Bleeding heart..........ONE MORE</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Are you a stall-bound horse? Want to amuse yourself and your human? Well, here are some fun activities for you!



1) Poop in the water game

This will test your coordination and spatial abilities. Horses all over the world practice this, every day. You must try to poop in your water container (note: drink water first, so you won't go thirsty!). If your water container is too high to poop in, you can attempt to poop on the stall's door, or on the wall. This also gives your human something  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:34:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>ADVANTAGES..........HUSBANDS(s.o) VS..HORSES</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>COURSE IT DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.



Good Things About Husbands:



Husbands are less expensive to shoe. 



Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay. 



A lame husband can still work. 



A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked. 



Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back. 



They're better able to understand puns. 



If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:17:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>JUST ONE MORE!!!!!!!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>If horses were software.....

A letter to tech support





Dear Tech Support, 



Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document, and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such as Manure  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:29:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>OK OK OK ALREADY....BUT THIS ONE IS FUNNY</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Quarter Horse X Halflinger = Three-Quarter Horse



Mustang X Bashkir= Mustache



Vlaamperd X Shire = Vampire



Quarter horse X Warmblood= warm horse



Foxtrotter X Irish Hunter= fox hunter



Arabian X Xilingol= Arab Lingo



suggestions:: Orlov Trotter x Appaloosa = Trapper



Halflinger X Warmblood = Half Warm



Shire X Fallabella = Shy Fella



Fell Pony X Don = Fell Do'n



Westphalian+Gypsy Vanner = Westphalia Van



Paint X Palomino = Paint Pal



Halflinger  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:35:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>KEEP THIS HANDY BY THE PHONE WHEN CALLING TO BUY</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Seller's Terms...what they say &amp; what they mean...



Some of these have been collected off the 'net or sent in by veiwers, and others I've thought of. Hope you get alot of laughs! 





Big Trot: can't canter within a 2 mile straightaway 



Nicely Started: we can lounge him, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet



Top Show Horse: won a reserve championship 5 years ago at a show with unusual low entries due to a hurricane 



Home Bred: knows nothing except being  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:23:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>joke for today</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pink Lady</dc:creator>
			<description>Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

But, as time went by, the traffic

Slowly built up at an alarming rate.

The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his

Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

[]

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office

And said, &quot;You've got to do something about all

Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.&quot;



&quot;What do you want me to do?&quot; asked the sheriff.

&quot;I don't care,  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:19:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>stuff you need to know</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>How many of these did YOU know about?



A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a

knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed.



=====================================

Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them

neat  and  you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.



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For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put

Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:06:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>hmmm, wonder if he sold????</title>
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			<dc:creator>Ellie*Mae</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So, I was surfing and came across this ad....
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check out the last entry! <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.comhttp://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/584417.gif" border="0" alt="" /> 
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<a href="http://www.legacycanadians.com/Sale.html" class="postlink" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.legacycanadians.com/Sale.html" target="_blank">http://www.legacycanadians.com/Sale.html</a></a>]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/hmmm-wonder-if-he-sold-t1694.htm</guid>
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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY  LOVES COLOUR</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[HEY THERE GIRL.............HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
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SURE HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT ONE <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/642665.gif" alt="" longdesc="62" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:11:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/happy-birthday-loves-colour-t1689.htm</guid>
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			<title>have a look at this ad.....</title>
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			<dc:creator>Ellie*Mae</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.usedpei.com/classified-ad/10649718" target="_blank">http://www.usedpei.com/classified-ad/10649718</a>
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needs experienced handler but the kid with no saddle, no helmet, bare legs gets to sit on him. Hmmmm.
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I think my head hurts.]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:19:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/have-a-look-at-this-ad-t1681.htm</guid>
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			<title>BETTERR THAN FLU SHOTS</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/betterr-than-flu-shots-t1680.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Better Than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated,  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:04:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/betterr-than-flu-shots-t1680.htm#13218</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/betterr-than-flu-shots-t1680.htm</guid>
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			<title>Funny responce to ad...</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/funny-responce-to-ad-t1673.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Loves Color</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[The safety vest that I have for sale on here I also put on Kijiji.  I just got an email asking me if it was still available and if it was stab proof and bullet proof.   <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/584417.gif" alt="" longdesc="5" /> 
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Just had to share.]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:04:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/funny-responce-to-ad-t1673.htm#13158</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/funny-responce-to-ad-t1673.htm</guid>
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			<title>Neat Recipe Link</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/neat-recipe-link-t1670.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Freva</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I got this link ages ago and have always kept it.  It is a wonderful site especially for this time of year.  I hope it works and that everyone enjoys it like I have.
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  <a href="http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/MissingRecipe.asp" target="_blank">http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/MissingRecipe.asp</a>]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:31:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/neat-recipe-link-t1670.htm#13127</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/neat-recipe-link-t1670.htm</guid>
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			<title>H1N1 shots</title>
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			<dc:creator>Wissy</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Well Greg and I got our H1N1 shots last nite.. glad to get that done and over with.. omg my arm really hurt and so did his.. we both get regular flu shots every year and our arms never hurt like this bugger did.. anyhoo it's almost feeling better now.. 
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Did anyone else get theirs yet?...]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:55:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/h1n1-shots-t1675.htm#13180</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/h1n1-shots-t1675.htm</guid>
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			<title>Living in Canada</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/living-in-canada-t1671.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lightning</dc:creator>
			<description>Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has 

                    to say about Canadians: 





If your local Dairy Queen is closed from   

September through May,   

You may live in Canada . 







If someone in a Home Depot store   

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,   

You may live in Canada . 







If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,   

You may live in Canada . 







If you've had a lengthy  telephone conversation   

With someone who dialed  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:49:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/living-in-canada-t1671.htm#13138</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/living-in-canada-t1671.htm</guid>
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			<title>TIP TOP TACK SHOP SALE!!!!</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/tip-top-tack-shop-sale-t1662.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal"><font color="red">This Friday and Saturday November 20 &amp; 21st The Sale is on!!!!!!!</font></span><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a189/Reining/tiptoptack.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:39:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/tip-top-tack-shop-sale-t1662.htm#13091</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/tip-top-tack-shop-sale-t1662.htm</guid>
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			<title>HEY HEY HEY........ITS TC'S BIRTHDAY TODAY</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/hey-hey-heyits-tc-s-birthday-today-t1656.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
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HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/642665.gif" alt="" longdesc="62" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:40:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/hey-hey-heyits-tc-s-birthday-today-t1656.htm#13028</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/hey-hey-heyits-tc-s-birthday-today-t1656.htm</guid>
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			<title>1969.............a year of enigmas</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/1969a-year-of-enigmas-t1651.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>some men were conscripted into Vietnam

some men landed on the moon with a giant step for mankind

some men went to woodstock and hoped to radically change through music how the world should be run.

I was one of those women









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			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/1969a-year-of-enigmas-t1651.htm#12988</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/1969a-year-of-enigmas-t1651.htm</guid>
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			<title>I really like Heartland!</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-really-like-heartland-t1624.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mypony</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This year I have been watching Heartland and I really enjoy it. They are good shows with a good story line. 
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The only thing that I don't fully agree with is that since the show is targeted towards youth, they do a lot of riding without helmets.
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I watch it on the cbc website, which is really great.]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-really-like-heartland-t1624.htm#12845</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-really-like-heartland-t1624.htm</guid>
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			<title>I am pretty</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-am-pretty-t1629.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/898336.gif" border="0" alt="" /> <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/191682.gif" border="0" alt="" /> excited I have started to collect stuff for my Secret Santa gift!!!!!
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 Some one is going to be very lucky!!! <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/740905.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-am-pretty-t1629.htm#12865</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/i-am-pretty-t1629.htm</guid>
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			<title>Prayers Needed Girls and Guys...</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/prayers-needed-girls-and-guys-t1621.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
			<description>Can you all send Prayers and Healing vibes Out to Sam's step mom for me...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:07:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/prayers-needed-girls-and-guys-t1621.htm#12822</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/prayers-needed-girls-and-guys-t1621.htm</guid>
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			<title>OMG IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/omg-it-s-here-t1613.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Wissy</dc:creator>
			<description>SNOW!!!!!!

 

  It was suppose to be just rain!!!  

 

Wasn't looking forward to the drive in this morning... cars off the road, took me almost an hour to get to work.. my wipers suck and so do my tires..   it was dark and the roads were awful..  I want summer baaaaaaaaaack!!! 

 

   I know what a whiner I am .. boo hoo

 

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			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:33:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/omg-it-s-here-t1613.htm#12759</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/omg-it-s-here-t1613.htm</guid>
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			<title>Horse shot in South Maitland</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/horse-shot-in-south-maitland-t1615.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pink Lady</dc:creator>
			<description>This is from the AVR web site in the valley'  Oh why can't people be more reasonable  when hunting make sure what you are shooting first. My heart goes out to the owner of the horse no one should wake up to this.



Nova Scotia R-C-M-P are investigating the possible fatal shooting of a horse. The animal was found dead in its pasture in South Maitland yesterday by its owner. The Mounties found four-wheeler tracks near the pasture fence and a shell casing. They're now asking for the public's  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:21:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/horse-shot-in-south-maitland-t1615.htm#12777</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/horse-shot-in-south-maitland-t1615.htm</guid>
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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY     SNAPHAPPYHILLBILLY</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/happy-birthday-snaphappyhillbilly-t1609.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY THERE GIRLY...........HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/642665.gif" alt="" longdesc="62" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:52:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/happy-birthday-snaphappyhillbilly-t1609.htm#12713</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/happy-birthday-snaphappyhillbilly-t1609.htm</guid>
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			<title>New Show~ UnStable</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/new-show-unstable-t1599.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mypony</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Tonight on CMT was a new show called UnStable. How here has watched it? It is about two ladies that bought or rented a stable and they are jumpers. 
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It was awful! I would rank it up there with the Hills (I really don't like that show, but my hubby likes it).
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<br />
What did you think about it? Poor acting.]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:29:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/new-show-unstable-t1599.htm#12628</comments>
			<guid>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/new-show-unstable-t1599.htm</guid>
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			<title>THE REAL STORY OF THE 3 BEARS    FUNNY</title>
			<link>http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com/bert-s-diner-for-everyday-conversations-around-the-coffee-pot-f7/the-real-story-of-the-3-bears-funny-t1602.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. 

He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.. 



daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. 



Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear  ...</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:55:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY   BLACK BEAUTY</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPER COWGIRL</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..........HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:08:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>coyote attack in Cape Breton</title>
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			<dc:creator>Wissy</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[a young woman was attacked in the highland National Park in CB.. she's in critial condition in Hlfx...    I thought those buggers were timid.. guess not!  We have a few hanging around our place.. on Sunday nite something was attacked out in the back field.. what a noise.. Hubby went to check it out but found nothing.. makes me NOT to want to walk in the woods now.. 
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			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY   WHATS UP DOC</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY THERE GIRLY............HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/642665.gif" alt="" longdesc="62" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />  <img src="http://maritimeequestrians.forumotion.com//users/1114/37/73/92/smiles/480984.gif" alt="" longdesc="63" />]]></description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:49:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT.....</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>Posts: 1723

Join date: 2009-03-30

Age: 57

Location: THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEIN PHADRUIG CAPE BRETON



 Subject: LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT........   Today at 11:35 am       



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I put more miles on this weekend than I did going to Greenwood!!!!!!!! 

I'll start at the beginning, seeings as thats where CJ aka Purple likes me to start stories so's she can follow along........her  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:40:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>TUESDAY MORNING</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>you all know that Tuesday was the morning we were saying goodbye to Bailey..........well, we did it in style...........first we had one double glass of Crown Royal and toasted his passing...........it tasted so good and we thought we should celebrate his life so we had another double glass of Crown Royal and as the bottle was near done we figured we should just finish it...........and as we are now clinking our glasses and laughing in between our tears I get up and say.......pour us a vodka I'm  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:15:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shoulder problem..</title>
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			<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
			<description>My shoulder has been bothering me for over a month..  when i was getting ready for the banquet I noticed that my right shoulder sits was lower than my left and I can never keep my bra strap up on that side.. I can't lay on my right side and my shoulder gets very painful I just chalked it up to carrying water buckets etc in the barn and of course old age. Now I am wondering do i just go to a chiropractor or the dr's first?

 Frig first my eye and now my shoulder I am falling apart on my right  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:14:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A QUICK FUNNY</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

 

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.



MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.



I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME WHO HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:05:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>another quick funny</title>
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			<dc:creator>just joan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC BUT WORTH LOOKING AT
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SECONDS before Death (CHILLING).
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:28:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>H1N1  Are you getting the shot????</title>
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			<dc:creator>Freva</dc:creator>
			<description>What is your view on the H1N1 vaccine??  Are you going to get the shot or not??</description>
			<category>Bert's Diner -for everyday conversations around the coffee pot.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:38:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Really worried about Hubba</title>
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			<dc:creator>SexyDexy</dc:creator>
			<description>I don't think Hubba is cut out to be an &quot;outside&quot; horse.  He managed with the summer bugs although he wasn't happy about it.  Now that winter is coming on and right now the horses are locked out of the field (way to muddy), he's not doing well.  I've noticed his ankle is really bothering him.  He pretty much stands 3-legged all the time and when he does walk it's pitiful, especially through the mud.  I'm worried how he's going to manage on ice.  Also, he is still way too thin and his  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:38:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Two Birthdays Today!</title>
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			<dc:creator>SexyDexy</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Since Joan usually starts the Birthday wishes threads but seems to be MIA, I'll start by saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY to D-Cutch and Wobec
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:26:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Where's Joan??!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Lightning</dc:creator>
			<description>I haven't seen her on here in week! Is everything alright??</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:27:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>selling our house</title>
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			<dc:creator>Wissy</dc:creator>
			<description>we are in the process of selling our house.. I didn't know just how much work is involved in keeping it clean.. with working 10 hours a day and trying to keep the house presentable at all times is exhausting..  We want it sold soon.. we are down sizing to something smaller and less land.. no more big lawn to mow.. more time to spend with the critter and maybe a well need vacation!..  Any one have any hints to make the house show well.. and I'm thinking of getting someone to come and clean once  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:24:15 GMT</pubDate>
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