A little boy was waiting for his mother
to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man
who asked, "Son, can you tell me
where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure!
Just go straight down this street acoupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"Awww, come on... you don't even know
the way to the Post Office."