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But I won't instead I'll

pack the trailer and head

on out to a show!!!!!!!!!!!!

To a show that accepts

all these strange but wonderful

horse people without an inkling

on making a cheese sandwich

out of peanuts and grass.

Martha Stewart says we must

mix it well otherwise something

look suspicious and jail is

not a place she wants

to be, she can't go

to Tim Horton's or WalMart

or jet off to china

so she'll have to settle

in Cape Breton. There are

enough crazy people here to

keep me in business for

several years until she is

either rich or sick of

salt cod and boiled dinner

Fortuneately the time has come

for all good women to

go to Tatamagouche in hopes