Urgent Notice: Potential
Danger of Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement. In a press
release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a
potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance,
called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female
humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform
housework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except
in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an
addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by
this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on
end.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive,
and may impair the ability to use common sense
Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:11 am
