WE ALL END UP WITH MEN LIKE THIS

MY FIVE
NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesnt 't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer

and thinking of calling
JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.


now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
'Life isn't about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain.'

Well said JJ!!! Merry Christmas!!

men .. no matter what they cause pain

You're right Wissy. But without experiencing pain, how would we know when we are pain free? (pretty deep for a monday morning, eh?)

umm I think we know when we are pain free when everything feels good!!!