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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's thistle ... that's right, thistle!
thistle may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get thistle-faced, Be thistle-out-of-luck, Or have thistle for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your thistle together, find a place for your thistle, or be asked to thistle or get off the pot.
You can smoke thistle, buy thistle, sell thistle, lose thistle, find thistle, forget thistle, and tell others to eat thistle.
Some people know their thistle, while others can't tell the difference between thistle and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull thistle, horse thistle, and chicken thistle.
You can throw thistle, sling thistle, catch thistle, shoot the thistle, or duck when the thistle hits the fan.
You can give a thistle or serve thistle on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep thistle or be happier than a pig in thistle.
Some days are colder than thistle, some days are hotter than thistle, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like thistle, things can look like thistle, and there are times when you feel like thistle.
You can have too much thistle, not enough thistle, the right thistle, the wrong thistle or a lot of weird thistle.
You can carry thistle, have a mountain of thistle, or find yourself up thistle creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to thistle and other times you fall in a bucket of thistle and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your thistle, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a thistle; or not do so if you don't give a thistle!
Well, thistle, it’s time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a thistle and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of thistle. But, if you happened to catch a load of thistle from some thistle-head...........
Well, thistle Happens!!! There is also you don't know jack thistle !
Now ain't that some thistle!!
Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:06 am
