A FUNNY FROM SOOKE

HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
>
> > > THOROUGHBRED: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta
> > > here!
> > >
> > > ARABIAN: Someone else do it. It might get my silky mane dirty and
> > > besides, who's gonna read me the instructions?
> > >
> > > QUARTER HORSE: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you
> > > want.
> > >
> > > STANDARDBRED: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the damn bulb and let's be
> > > done with it.
> > >
> > > SHETLAND: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry
> > > about it anymore.
> > >
> > > FRIESIAN: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all
> > > this mane.
> > >
> > > BELGIAN: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
> > >
> > > WARMBLOOD: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't
> > > anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only
> > > because
> > > my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing
> > > lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
> > >
> > > MORGAN: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it!
> > > I know how, really I do! Just watch! My parole officer said it's okay,
> > > really! And when we're done we can go go go.
> > >
> > > APPALOOSA: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the
> > > lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that dang
> > > Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
> > >
> > > FJORD: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?

hahah and thanks Joan for adding the last one.. so true .. he'll eat anything..

I am sure that is exactly what my daughter's Thoroughbred would say.