a funny i got in e-mail from Mare..

How many women
with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?



Woman's Answer:

One! ONLY
ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even
know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it out.





And, once they
figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for
the past 17 YEARS!






But if they did, by some
miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILLBE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE
EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT





ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN
THIS PLACE! AND

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON
WHO CHANGES

THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!



I'm sorry. What was the
question?

Love it!