joke of the day

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian cars won't start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"
· Vancouver Canucks finally beat the Chicago Black Hawks in the playoffs.

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Bleeding heart freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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That was cute. I think we Atlantic Canadians are the tougher ones.. we don't complain nearly as venomously about the cold and snow..lol.. as the middle Canadians.. Although I think the out west Canadians are pretty tough too.. they get some harsh weather, and survive nicely.

But maybe that's just my experience..lol I have relatives from Ont. who think I am truly insane for loving the winter months.

lol thanks for that! good morning chuckle :)

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Good One!!!!!!