TWO NEWFIES HUNTING
Two Newfie guys were out hunting and one of them had to have a
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He asked his buddy if he had any paper.
No. bye, got now paper.
What do I do then?
Aw, use a dollar.
Sometime later when he comes out his buddy says to him "hey bye, you
look awful dirty and you smell terrible, what happened"?
Did you ever try to wipe your arse with three quarters. two dimes and a nickel?