Pet nicknames

So a couple of my posts got me thinking. I rarely call my pets by their real names and some of the nicknames I have for them are just weird. So what are your pets a) real name b) nickname(s).

Here's mine:

Lily - Lil' Lil (Little Lil), midget, Lilymonker
Duke - Dukey Bear, Duke Duke
Norman - Normundo, Normie, Get off my head you stupid little shit (just kidding that's only at night when she's crawling all over me :lol:)
Nicki - Pig Pig, Niggy
Mizmo - Meemer, Mizminator
Molly - Molly Knockers (I have no idea where that came from :roll:)
Dexter - SexyDexy, Big Black Dickie
Prince - Princey Poo Poo, The Pest
George - Georgie (he's still too new, I'm sure I'll come up with something better than that)

we are the same at our place Wissy isn't really Wissy.. her name is Missy
but she gets
Wissy pants
wissy smarter pants
pants
wissy farter pants
and the list goes on with her

our other cat was Dillion, but we called him maroo.. because it sound like that is what he was saying when he meowed..

our dog pepper.. was peppa link..

Gunnar well Greg calls him Gomer
other people call him the Gun man
I just call him stinky.. :lol:

see Dex your not the only one that doesn't call your critter by the name you choose for them in the first place.. I think once we get them we name them and then they change and a better name is more fitting
Just like George.. you just haven't found out what fits him yet.. oh but you will.. lol

Thank goodness I thought I was the only one doing this :lol:

Schooner - Papa Schoon (he will be 15 this year cat)
Rudy - Rudy patootie , Rude (she is also 15 this year cat)
Kittney Spears - KitKat (4yr old cat)
Tigerlily - Tig,Tigra,(3yr old cat)
? - (4days old) still trying to decide

Shadow - Shad (10yr old dog)
Jynx - stinky jinky (6 yr old dog)

Gypsy - Gyppy,evil pony (8 yr old pony)
Mouse - Mama,Mousey (15 yr old horse)

Taylor is tails (dog)
Simon is simey (cat)
Salem is saley (cat)
Dylan is dill pickle and believe me I get lots of comments when I say I'm off to ride the pickle! (horse)
Audi is oddity (horse)
Jules is julesy (cat)
Mama Mia is mom-mom-mom-mom (cat)
Larry is babe (husband)
and I'm mugs

:shock: Mugs! :lol: I like it.. I like it a lot!!!! :lol:

Good ones :lol:.

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Kittney Spears - KitKat (4yr old cat)

Her real name would be a mouthful and sound very strange calling out loud.

Lightning, I call my boyfriend Bunny sometimes. You wanna see an evil eye :lol:. He calls me stinky pants so he deserves it.

Brittany has came up with all these nick names and for some reason they've worn off and the rest of us have started to use them....

Sophie (Newfie Dog) is big lug
Duke (Newfie Dog) is Dukie
Becky (Aussie Dog) is Little Beck a Leck
Lena doesn't have a nick name... I think because she is so passive and never pesters Brittany...

Ceilidh (Canadian mare) is "pet"
Pep (QH mare) is "pig"
Thunder (QH stud) is Thunder Balls
and the rest of them we have enough trouble coming up with one name :P


Brittany does a pretty good job on our family names too...
I'm "Mama Guuuurl"
Glenn is "Big Dog" or "Tom Cat" - LOL still no idea where she came up with those....
Her GG (Great Grandma) has recently become "GG micester"

hahaha.....gg meister and tom cat.......she must have been listening to someones conversation..............

Hahahaha...this is too funny!!

Cat~ Winston....winnie,winnifer,winster,stinky breath
Cat~ Baby....squeekers
Cat~Oliver....Mini,ollie,big boy,tollie
Cat~Meyah....Owl (if you saw her then you'd understand) lmao!!
Cat~ PissyPants.....piddy,pidsters
Cat~ Buddy....just plain Bud

outside cats:
Miss Kitty....Mama
Pumpkin....fatso

Dog~ Max...Black ba#ta#d,smilie
Squirrel~ BBQ

Horse~Mister....Mr Meister, goofball, poopystain..... Micah,wally dick,tucker,toby,spot, hamlet, Mr oinkers.....but Sue wouldn't let me name him any of those ......Hmmmm....wonder why?? :scratch:

Katie is : "Cutie Patootie Katie" or "Katie-kins" .

My late dog Austin, was "Austin Boston" , The "Austinator", "Little Turkey", "Turd"
Late dog "Fudge" was Fudgie Wudgie (was a bear), "the Fudger", "Fudge Monster".

My sister's Dog is "Tracker", her kids call him "Tracker Wacker, soda cracker"...

And I just know once I start spending time with Derek's horse "Purple", I will start calling him "Purple Nurple" lol

or once you get that song going in your head...The flying Purple People Eater..here comes that one eyed, one horned,.........guess you have to be my age to remember the song.......sorry.

Or maybe "Purple People Eater" :lol: (I was writing that as Joan posted :P)

Can you type that song out please JJ? I wanna know it for future "Purple" names...

They will come in handy when he comes here to live in all his "Purpleness"..

Here's the orginal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE

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Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head

hahahaha........I'm really good at one line from every song ever written, but more than that.....I fake..........but I will google it and try to find it for you........the gang used to sing it to me when I raced back a long time ago.....my colours were purple and as I came off more than I stayed on, everyone sung this song as I entered the arena...........hahaha

Joan - I copied the lyrics a couple posts back plus a video. It's gonna stick in my head for the rest of the week now :lol:

Dexy.. when Joan races for the first time you have to be there with me.. me with video and you with boom box playing that song.. :lol:

Rosie (dog) - Rose, Rosalita, Rosie-woo-woo, Rosa-roo
Mia (cat) - my my, kitty-kits
Barney (cat) - Barn, Barnalicous, Walmart Greeter, Fat Cat
Fred (fish) - that f-in fish!
Thunder (pony) - Thunder-butt, Fuzzy-butt, Himself, Fuz
Stretch (horse) - Stretchy, Handsome, My Boy
Gord (hubby) - Lord Gord

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Gord (hubby) - Lord Gord

Sounds like Glenn and I.... we call each other "boss".... it has become such a habit now we don't even use each others names - I think sometimes some people get a really wrong idea about why we call each other that.... :roll:

I call alot of my pets Bubbers...I have no idea where it came from...Funny things is some time hubby calls me Bubs...lol

My cats name is Moe...I always say i call him MoJo for short...I often refer to himas Mitter Moe Moe (yes that is Mister without the "s")
My dogs name is Faith...You don't want to know what I call her as I am having issues house breaking her P*ss A*s is one of the words..the others are not board appropriate

Lol, this list could get long!

Belle- Belley, Mama Belle (when she's around the babies) Piggy, Pone Pone
Indy- Haven't come up with too many names for him yet, but he gets Indiana Jones fairly often :lol:
Britney (my springer spaniel)- Brit, Britty, Brit Brit, Britty Spaniel, Stinky Bums, Britty Bums
Chewy (now here's where it could get long!)- Chew, Chew Chew, Chewboogie, Chewbopolis (Dad came up with that one! Haven't a clue how he thought of it!) Chewboogachew, did I mention that some of these names are down right ridiculous? :lol:

D'Cutch at a truck stop I found 2 ball caps..........one said The Boss....the other said The Real boss........guess which one I kept............. :D

Wilbur (23 yr old QH) - Wilburforce, Willy, Willyman
Sailor (7 yr Belgian/QH X) - Belephant, Big Boob, Botox Lips, Tank, Mister
Roxy (9 yr old cat)- Turducken, la p'tite patate, Roxy pants
Shamira (17 yr old Chinchilla-recently deceased)- Mouse-mouse, Puddin'

I call my dog Hezuse- zuse, zuser, doot, dooters, dooter dog, and my boyfriend has started calling him curves cause well he's abit on the round side right now :oops:
for target I call him alot of swear words lol. but mostly I call him pony, targ or le tar-j (target in french) I used to call him stinky all the time but her actually thought that was his name so i had to stop calling him that.

my mom's little japanese spanial name is milo but we call him dick head cause well thats what he is. He now listens to that instead of milo lol.