> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
> the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter..
>
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
>
> I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
> She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
> I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but
> they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me
> back 75 cents in change.
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,
> you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and
> he said,
> 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'
>
> We haven't used Sears repair since. Happened in Ottawa .
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
> sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here! I don't think this is a
> good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
>
> Story from Collingwood , Ontario .
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
>
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
> they only had iceberg lettuce.
>
> From Winnipeg , Manitoba .
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
> To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
>
> Happened in Toronto , Ontario .
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
> was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She
> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
> people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
>
> She is a government employee in Montreal , P.Q.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
> side door. As I watched from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
> it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
> His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
>
> This was at the Ford dealership in Guelph , Ontario .
>
>
> STAY ALERT! They walk among us...
Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:35 pm
