The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House”. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and demanded, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and, when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. You will wash my back AND towel me dry AND bring me my warmed robe. Then, you will massage my hands and feet until I fall asleep. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?” The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my guess.”
Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:05 pm
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...yup.......UNDERTAKER........ :belated_birthd