How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a Goodwill store and buy a pair of men's Work Boots size 14-16 (well used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Guns And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hay Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back. Cooter
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Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:32 pm
