How To Install A Redneck Home Security System
1. Go to a Goodwill store and buy a pair of men's Work Boots size 14-16 (well used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Guns And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:08 pm