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PostSubject: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 12:19 pm

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic
Slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
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So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office
And said, "You've got to do something about all
Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So ! the next day he had the county workers
Go out and erected a sign that said:

SLOW:
SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff
And said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
Workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
And called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
Doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign..."
He was going to let Farmer John do just about
Anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Th! ree weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers.
Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
Killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
Himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
Look at that sign... It might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house,
And his jaw dropped the moment ! he saw the sign.
It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

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Go slow and watch out for chicks!
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Location : Moncton, NB

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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 12:27 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 12:46 pm

:doglaugh.gif: lol!
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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 1:23 pm

hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 2:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 5:32 pm

Good one!!!!!!! joke for today 338415
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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 7:35 pm

Like it !!!!!!!!! joke for today 5543
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PostSubject: Re: joke for today   joke for today Icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 9:02 pm

I think I may try this on the old railway bed that is beside our property. The ATV's and dirtbikes often go at breakneck speeds. I've been tempted on may occasions to go out and string a rope and hide in the bushes so that I can "clothesline" the little shaggers. Maybe I'll try this one first!
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