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Wissy
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PostSubject: never argue with a woman that reads!   never argue with a woman that reads! Icon_minitimeFri Dec 18, 2009 12:36 pm
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment... For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
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PostSubject: Re: never argue with a woman that reads!   never argue with a woman that reads! Icon_minitimeFri Dec 18, 2009 12:49 pm
we always knew we could think way faster than men could......... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: never argue with a woman that reads!   never argue with a woman that reads! Icon_minitimeFri Dec 18, 2009 2:12 pm
haha yup thats for sure.. we were out getting some groceries last nite and the check out girl asked Greg if he needed plastic bags.. he looked at her like she had two heads.. and said what did you say.. she repeated her self this time slower.. then he said she spoke faster than he could listen.. heheheh.. I just laughed and the girl had no idea what he was talking about.. she looked all confused.. well that won't last longer once she gets a few years with men under her belt.. lol... still laughing
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PostSubject: Re: never argue with a woman that reads!   never argue with a woman that reads! Icon_minitimeSat Dec 19, 2009 11:19 am
Excellent made me laugh out loud !!!!!! Thanks needed that !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: never argue with a woman that reads!   never argue with a woman that reads! Icon_minitimeSat Dec 19, 2009 11:51 am
I work in an office of women, the youngest is 30 - my, how we laughed outloud!!!!!!!!!
LOVE IT!
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