funny hahaha

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seen nobody do it.....

AND THIS LADIES IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU EVER CHOKE AT JOANS HOUSE.... BEWARE SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bill has been missing since Friday.......;))

LMAO! Those are both good ones Wissy!

HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks for the laughs Wissy......PERFECT.........AND I MUST SAY ....I DO PRACTISE THAT THERE HIND LICK MANEOUVER........... :cowboyhound.gi