>>>> Rum & Coke
>>>>
>>>> A Priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight.
>>>>
>>>> After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
>>>>
>>>> The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and
placed
>>>> before him.
>>>>
>>>> The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a
drink
>>>>
>>>> He replied in disgust..... 'I'd rather be savagely
raped by a dozen
>>>> whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
>>>> The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said,
>>>>
>>>> ' Me too, I didn't know we had a choice. '
:lol: