JUST SO YOU DONT THINK I WENT ALL SENTIMENTAL

LITTLE
GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated
next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's
talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'

The little girl, who had
just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the
stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.

OK, 'she said. 'That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass - .
Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'


The stranger, visibly surprised by the
little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and
says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which
the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you
don't know(0. thistle?)..sounds way better when she lets you swear thistle shit thistle

She's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :EX.gif: