A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill
Downs ) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but
mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted
the last one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be
in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help."
Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:59 pm
I knew I should have signed up to supervise more field trips!
