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just joan
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Age : 72
Location : THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEIN PHADRUIG CAPE BRETON
| Subject: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH  Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:14 pm | |
| SO HERES THAT LITTLE SONG TO HELP YOU ALONG.
The Sheath Cleaning Song
Author Unknown
Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!! | |
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Tammy
Posts : 2030
Join date : 2009-03-31
Age : 60
Location : Clarkes Beach Newfoundland
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:48 pm | |
| :doglaugh.gif: This one is definitely a keeper! | |
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Tango
Posts : 200
Join date : 2009-10-02
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:13 am | |
| Something I am working on this last week or so. I haven't managed to get it all cleaned yet. Can't say as I have worked the nerve up to really "get in there" and although he is usually very relaxed, it doesn't seem to happen when I want to clean him.  | |
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Wissy
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Join date : 2009-03-30
Age : 44
Location : At the barn
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:44 am | |
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Total Eclipse
Posts : 125
Join date : 2009-03-31
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:02 pm | |
| Lol I don't mind it but it seems the last 2 times that a certain little po was enjoying the treatment.... lol | |
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just joan
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Posts : 4607
Join date : 2009-03-30
Age : 72
Location : THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEIN PHADRUIG CAPE BRETON
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:05 am | |
| well, at least if they are enjoying it, you dont have to stick your arm in all the way up to your shoulders to try to find the darn thing!!!!!!!!!!!  | |
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whats up doc
Posts : 19
Join date : 2009-04-02
Age : 55
Location : SYDNEY
| | Subject: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:37 pm | |
| toooo funny How mutch do you charge JJ sounds like you have it all figured out!!!! | |
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just joan
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Age : 72
Location : THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEIN PHADRUIG CAPE BRETON
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:29 am | |
| IF YOU HOLD A CLINIC.............I'LL BE THE DEMONSTRATOR............HAHAHHA. | |
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Wissy
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Age : 44
Location : At the barn
| | Subject: Re: WINTER OR NOT.......STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHEATH Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:37 am | |
| BLECK... shivers.. squinting my eyes and screwing up my face.. omg I hate that job..  | |
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Love it!!!! TE loves that job!!!! 