Jokw.....funny

The Night of April 1st


Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?



Little Old Lady:
I am 71 years old.



Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened the night of April 1st?



Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring
evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.



Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?



Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.



Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?



Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.



Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?



Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.



Defence Attorney:
Why not?



Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
Albert died some 30 years ago.



Defence Attorney:
What happened next?



Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.



Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?



Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.



Defence Attorney:
Why not?



Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in
years!



Defence Attorney:
What happened next?



Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so
'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'



Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?



Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
and ran off . And that's when I shot him .. the little
bast