A husband lays dying with his wife by his bedside. He says in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess""Shhh" said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright.""No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend & your best friends mom!""I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you prick; now be quiet & close your eyes."