NEW STORY........ADD ONE SENTENCE......(could be tricky)

After many years of desperately searching for her long lost sister, her journey was about to come to a conclusion.

Ms. Molly boarded a shuttle bus at her local Tim's and headed East.

She thought the long bus ride would give her time to think about the past years and what direction her life may be heading.

She wondered if her sister Ingrid have a open mind about her past.

Reliving the sordid details in her mind, she shivered uncontrollably and stifled a scream.

All the other passengers heard her cry of pain.

Little did they know, being complete strangers, the horrible and tragic secret she had kept for many, many years regarding her secret occupation, and the breach it had caused between her and her beloved sister.

Her well to do family had never accepted that being a stable hand and professional groom had made her happy.

If only she could make them understand that manure removal and sheath cleaning were an exacting science, something that took many years of dedicated study to complete correctly.

ok BREAK.. This story is getting kind of serious.. omg how can we even get serious with JOAN's NEW avatar.. roflmao.. :geek:

The business she had with the cowboys was yet another story she would have to eventually have to share as it resulting in many shameful rumors.

Girls like her often had to tame those type of rumors.

Or else she would have to buy the saloon and set up a proper brothel, but having to look after more than the horses didn't suit her much. ;)

She had saved her money well, and when the stars were aligned she found her dream ranch, a place to set down roots and to build a name for herself, something she could be proud of and to dis-spell all those vile untrue rumors once and for all.

A ranch that would be big enough to house her family on vacations, a place for troubled women to come for help, a place her sister would be proud to call home.

However, there was still a problem with what to do with the Rodeo clowns who refused to leave her side.

Her instinct told her to call Klutzy the Clown in Cape Breton for his words of wisdom and advice.

Unfortunately, she just remembered Klutzy had been kidnapped (or clown napped) 2 days ago.

All at once it hit her, she could kill 2 clowns with one stone by removing the safety shield inside the barrel.

Why hadn't she thought about this earlier

but, would her sister approve?

This was one more secret that would have to be buried deep, deep in the bottom of Heads Smashed in Buffalo Jump canyon.

Ohhhh how the thoughts were spinning through her head on this, what seems like forever, bus ride.

Standing outside the limousine was the bodyguard she had hired in Deadwood just 3 weeks ago.

she step off the Bus