NEW STORY........ADD ONE SENTENCE......(could be tricky)

Instantly she feared for her life as she could see off in the distance that one man that she swore she would never cross, had his eyes fixed on her.

Her Step brother from her fathers thrid marriage to his second cousin Beula, Big Bubba as he was known to his cell mates had escaped from maximum securty prison and was determined she would not inherit her fathers fortune.

(you girls are killing me!)

As Big Bubba started walking towards her she felt her underpants begin to fill with "that which she could not bear to part with on the bus".

Squishey pants and all, she ran towards the idling helicopter and jumped in the cockpit.

wait wait wait wait...........I had a limousine and a bodyguard......where the hell did the helicopter come from??????????


KNOCKING OUT THE PILOT WITH ONE EASY KARATE CHOP TO THE NECK, SHE KNEW THE INSTANT SHE SAW BIG BUBBA THAT THE ONLY WAY HE COULD HAVE KNOWN SHE WAS ON THE BUS WAS THE BODYGUARD.

Stealing the helicopter had been her only chance of escaping the trap.

She jumped into the helicopter and took off leaving a trail of horse manure behind her.

Upwards she flew, only to then realize that she hadn't the foggiest idea of how to fly a friggin' helicopter!

:affraid: Oh well she got it off the ground and away from evil.. how hard can it be to fly this thing anyhow.. if that dumb looking idiot that she stole it from can fly it certainly it can't be difficult.. can it? :scratch:

Fortunately on the passenger seat was a copy of 'HELICOPTER FLYING FOR DUMMIES'...she quickly scanned through the clift notes and in no time had the big bird under control.

Only to hit a rare air occurance.

awww but when she was reading the dummie book she remember what it had mentioned if this happened.. again she got that bird fly out of the palm of her hand.. :lol:

She was relieved as the plane floated by purple seagulls, and pigs with sparkles on their back hams.

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She was relieved as the plane floated by purple seagulls, and pigs with sparkles on their back hams.

CC your way to weird for me, now how the hell am I gonna add to that..

You did it to me Wissy...I set it up for a BIG OCCURANCE...and you got her right back on track....

TAG YOUR IT

The damage she sustained to her head made her see purple and pink piggies for a few moments, and as her mind returned to normal she hovered off towards the ranch.

It was good to be on familiar ground again, she can't wait to get settled in..






note .. CC.. hahahahaha.. sounds like the author of this story is on crack!! :king:

I dont do crack Wissy......but I do have a whole whack of interesting Pharmaceuticals I take daily. :wink8.gif: :lookitup.gif:

:lol: :geek:

now I've lost my train of thought .... would you guys stick to the STORY ! Man, it's hard to get good help these days.

She parked the chopper in it's stall in the barn, and with a sigh of relief walked towards the house.

As she walked towards her house she couldn't believe her eyes, KEITH URBAN was there with open arms to greet her... ;)


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(Now ladies...Please don't get rid of Keith to quick...There are things I have always dreamed of doing to him...hehehehe...We can turn this into a romance novel)

who the hell is Keith Urban..........is he a detective, or a hit man??????

Keith Urban is the hottest, sexiest country singer ever.....HOT HOT HOT

Hidden underneath his shirt however was a warrant for her arrest.