NEW STORY........ADD ONE SENTENCE......(could be tricky)

There was a condition of that warrant, a condition that she had to get the warrant herself from underneath the shirt that held those abs, the chest of a god and arms of a saint and the belt that wrapped around a piece of heaven sent from above.

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BREAK....I need to breathe....OMG could you imagine...

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As she explored Keith for the warrant, all he could think about was Caper Cowgirl and the memories he wanted to make with her (Not just you average memory but ones that would rock and shatter this earth) If only he could have that Caper

breaker breaker 1 9 this heres the rubber duck

we have gone from fiction, to science fiction, to slutty adult romance.......OMG......all we need now is a good murder.......


As she snaked that belt off his pants with just one flick of her wrist, she made a windsor knot, looped it around his ankles and pulled........down he went.....out cold.

She then grabbed that warrant and tore it up in teeny tiny pieces and tossed it to the wind, she then stepped over his sorry a$$ and walked into her haven and double locked the door!

To her suprise she found Keith urbans clone waiting inside




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hahahahaha I had to get one more crack at him...hehehehe

I really had enough of this guy so I sucker punched him and knocked him out cold and tossed him outside with his other half.. dusting my hands off I finally was able to drag myself upstairs and crawl into bed.. god it is nice to be home.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz








CC.. go to bed.. :sleep: or you know you can always... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm





:lookitup.gif: read!

While laying in my comfy bed I had vision of how easy life would be if I got rid those that caused me the mental torture, those that haunted my dreams, those that could effect the rest of my life if I didn't get rid of them permanently....I just had to get ahold of Clifford the big red Dog..You see he was never the same sweet dog once his TV career ended..just like the stories you hear about other child actors...Up roaming the streets at night, barking up the wrong tree, eating scraps behind restaurants

CC are you planning on having Wissy and Me assasinated????????
hahahahaha...............you are a pistol woman..........where the hell are you trying to take this story now????????????

I have to go back and read the story from the beginning again to see if any of this still makes sense......

Waking refreshed and invigorated, she texted her Loan Arranger and instructed him ot pick up her sister and bring her to the ranch.

sorry girls, I can't think of anything to contribute this morning. My mind just can't get off the thoughts of Keith Urban's chest. I think I need a smoke - and I don't even smoke ....

maybe someone should post a pic of this guy so I can see what all the hubub is about :cowboyhound.gi

one other thing she realized this mornning that Keith Urban really is just another sad excuse for a man.. glad she got that all out of her system. Now what to do before her sister arrives?

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Can't add right now..In shock over the Keith comment
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tehehehe.. aren't you suppose to be at work anyway.. CC.. lol

Mr. Keith Urban he's 42 yrs old believe it or not... have to admit he is cute!

yep, I'll give him cute........but I dont like my men to be prettier than me............so its really slim pickins at this stage of my life.........hahahahaa :suspect: :crazy.gif: :gunt.gif:

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I was at work when I commented...I snuck online for less then 10 seconds...Then I got caught...

THAT'S MY BOY....WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL TOGETHER (Just he doesn't know about it...lol)

He may be cute, but come on... anyone who willingly marries Nicole (My Face Doesn't Move) Kidman has to have a problem or two. :geek:

SO ARE WE DONE WITH THIS..........OR SHALL IT BE RESURECTED?????????? ITS UP TO YOU.

she has decided to just tell her sister everything.. not just bits and pieces of what has gone on in her life since she left the ranch.. but the whole darn story from begining to end. Hoping her sister will understand and help her figure out how to straighten out everything that has come undone over the past 5 yrs.. It won't be an easy task but she is willing to try and make things right in her life again!

OH.......WELL..........I GUESS THATS THE END!!!!!

It may be the end of her story, but wait til you hear what her sister has to say about the obstacles she has had to overcome being a lady friend to the local church minister

Oh she was more than a lady friend.. and the minister was married with 10 kids...